Dramatis Personae
Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court (SJC)
Some Legislators (L)

SJC: Hey, we've looked over this Constitution thingy like you asked - heck, we even read the damn thing twice - and we can't find any discrimination in it.

L: What? No discrimination? Let me see that . . . hmm, I guess you're right. Well, we'll just have to put some in then.

Both parts performed by the very talented Mrs Martial on looking up from the morning newspaper and its extensive coverage of various proposed Amendments to various Constitutions. She concluded the performance with an inspired bit of improvisation as she muttered "unamerican bastards".