I am certain that this would be very, very funny - if I knew who any of these people were. The following quote is offered in order to entice Mrs Martial to click through:

[Are you kidding me? I'm so pathetic, other rhetorical devices mock me. Polysyndeton calls me a pussy. Synecdoche spits at me whenever I walk by --ed]

But seriously, folks: Extreme Ironing. No, really.